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[challenge entry] Boing! Bounce your way to happiness.

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Good 'nings, sir.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the people that man the phones for the samaritans all had tourettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# i would post my samaritans picture
but some dull cunt is gazing me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Gaze back...
...menacingly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Sorry, I'm totally trying to sex you.
What with you being a hot intergirl and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# apparently i'm just here to troll
no sexings for you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# So why do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# do what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# remind me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# snort
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Troll all the time
I've asked you a few times and you keep dodging the question
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# who made you the king of shit town?



do me a favour and fuck off you paranoid cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# See, there you go again
Why do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# bzzt
repetition
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# People other than the king are allowed to ask questions in shit town, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# I"m glad you cleared that up....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# i want these
i was discussing with my sister earlier tonight the fact that i've never had a space hopper of my own :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# 'lo Smash
I know a few fine gentlemen that would be most willing to play the part or your space hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# really?
who might they be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# For starters
there's that chap in the Tango ads. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# *slaps both sides of your head*
*tangoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# *Puts rose between teeth*
*puts teeth in mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# pfff
i want michael mcmanus or russel howard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Your wish is my command
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# not that one!
the one with the dodgy bunwig hairdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Should have been more specific
I should have realised that you meant this one
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# ew!
no!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# OK. I'll try the other one
Russell
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# now you're just being silly
and pissing on my horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Yes
and you've just broken Google
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# WOO HOO!
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Richard Nixon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# yes, I just wanted to say that I forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Thank you
1973 was a bad year
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# How much bounce do I get?
This is critical as I have quite low ceilings.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Remove the ceilings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)