
a certain un-named kitten descirbed sheffield as 'the giant orange squid of the north', because of the shape of it's street lights. when we went to newcastle the week before last, there were many anguished cries when we got to leeds and i told them that we weren't much more than half the way there. i think they thought that all of the northern cities are within about 10 miles of each other.
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Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:40,
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went to a University Open day in a car that the speedometer was stuck on 0 the whole time.
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Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:44,
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...used to go rapidly from zero to a hunderd and back again. All the time. It was fun when I was going past speed cameras.
You should venture up to Edinburgh sometime... we would take care of you and have a night out in your honour.
End of May is good... pub scheduler...
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Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:47,
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You should venture up to Edinburgh sometime... we would take care of you and have a night out in your honour.
End of May is good... pub scheduler...