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# we have spent some considerable time tonight
discussing who we love most: Zog or Fnord.

We came to the conclusion that, like children, it would be unfair to love one of them more than the other.

we did actually spend about twenty minutes discussing this
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:15, archived)
# Don't pit b3tans against each other!
That's mean!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:16, archived)
# it was one of those conversations.
like i say, we decided that we couldn't seperate them. not in the siamese twins sense, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:19, archived)
# I vote for an International King Of Sports type challenge day
On the Sunday after the bash. (i'm going to try and stay in London until Monday Morning so will probably stay with Zog whever he stays on Saturday/Sunday night.

Also I HAVE THE VIDEO TO DETACHABLE PENIS on a link down there, which may interest some of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:27, archived)
# Yes! Yes!
Like "It's A Knockout"!

bagsy being stuart hall for the day!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:29, archived)
# "I'm sturart hall, and I love a good shag with busty women, phwoar, phwoar"
- actual quote from a song I have of cut up Stuart Hall speech.
Actually i can't remember an exact quote but it has all those word in it and it is truly awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I just flipped back to the video player window to watch the rest of the video which i'd paused to check the board a bit and THIS is what I was faced with for no good reason other than it was just too perfectly apt and hilarious!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:37, archived)
# erm
i could get a parputation for this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:48, archived)
# I'm gonna put that Stuart Hall song online again
it's too good not to share with everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:01, archived)
# and you spent the remainder 40 minutes
texting me fucking crap :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:19, archived)
# we have had an evening
full of speaking, texting and posting crap.

you're still coming to stay with us, though. mwahahahahah.

i'm not sure i'm too happy with the idea of it being 5.00 in the morning.

i've just been accused of kidnapping people, which i think is a bit harsh. more like "inviting into our gingerbread house".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:22, archived)
# i thereby stand up for all the marginalised 4 am 'erd
none of your bastard daylights saving for us.. nooo. we're hardcore....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:24, archived)
# the b3ta clock hasn't caught up
with the real world yet, has it?

boo to clockly forward movage, say i. i lose a complete hour's dozely goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:26, archived)
# it is a nice house
And it does actually have stairs leading to Bedfordshire too!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:26, archived)
# funnily enough, i went to bedfordshire today.
dunstable, to be precise. it was bigger than i thought it would be. lots of charity shops, though. still, that's the north for you...

/ducks
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:27, archived)
# heehee
i went to doncaster the other day, and the lights were low, and i enquired a little too loudly if they have electricity this far north.. i think they hate me now...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:31, archived)
# when we went to leeds on new years eve
a certain un-named kitten descirbed sheffield as "the giant orange squid of the north", because of the shape of it's street lights. when we went to newcastle the week before last, there were many anguished cries when we got to leeds and i told them that we weren't much more than half the way there. i think they thought that all of the northern cities are within about 10 miles of each other.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:40, archived)
# Furthest north i've been is Sunderland I think
went to a University Open day in a car that the speedometer was stuck on 0 the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:44, archived)
# My speedo...
...used to go rapidly from zero to a hunderd and back again. All the time. It was fun when I was going past speed cameras.

You should venture up to Edinburgh sometime... we would take care of you and have a night out in your honour.

End of May is good... pub scheduler...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:47, archived)
# I would very much like to see Bonny Scotland one day
I think the middle of the year is good because of the extra daylight hours i'll have to see it.
(6 year old style logic)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:53, archived)
# He he he...
...late June it is then. I can always take you on one of Mystery Bob's Mystery Tours.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:02, archived)
# Why...
...you bloody Southerners and your parochial points of view.

grrrr

Fact - everyone South of Dumfries counts as a Southerner to me. In fact, folk from Dumfries as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:41, archived)
# i think i may have had a cream tea in dumfries once
is it near pitlochrie at all?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:43, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...ha ha ha.

*hopes it was a joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:45, archived)
# we went to somewher like that
(this was about 22 years ago - stop laughing at me... you wouldn't know the difference between hemel hempstead and welwyn garden city... - we live in the worst county in england to live in, you know. we're mighty proud of that here at kibbon towers you know).

BTW if my mum had been very modern and not taken my dad's name when they got married, my name would be ian towers, which i'd be more tha happy with (names-wise)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:53, archived)
# but instead, your name is
richard towers....

i'm sorry. that really wasn't as funny as i thought it would be
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:02, archived)
# In a country...
...where you are never more than 50 miles away from the sea, you could be fogiven for thinking it'a all pretty close together.

I could probably get from my house to anywhere in mainland Scotland in a couple of hours or so - except maybe some stupidly remote places with dodgy roads.

And the islands... let's just not mention those.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:06, archived)
# Out of curiosity...
..it's a little over 150 miles from Dumfries to Pittlochry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:07, archived)
# is it?
blimey. maybe i'm getting confused. is dumfried by the sea by any chance? (there is a good reason for my asking this, by the way- my dad joined the navy at 16 hoping to see the world and spent the three years stationed in scotland (somewhere beginning with 'd' with a weekend in plymouth and a weekend in sweden to break it up)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:13, archived)
# dunfermline
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:19, archived)
# not that I know anything, just guessing.
but this www.hms-fife.co.uk/ www.hms-fife.co.uk/scotland.htm seems to suggest I may have been right.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:21, archived)
# I can only hope (it wouldn't be unprecedented)
that I haven't linked to your dad's website ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:23, archived)
# possibly
all i know for sure is that he missed his o levels to see the world and didn't - he's making up for it now his retired though, bless him
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:25, archived)
# Err...
...Dumfries isn't a big naval town - I don't know exactly how far away it is from the sea though (not too close I think).

Dunfermline isn't on the sea itself, but the naval base of Rosyth is very near it (just accross the Forth from Edinburgh). It could have been there.

Dundee is a city with a port, but I'm not sure about navy. Don't think so.

Probably Rosyth - he would have went to Dunfermline for the nightclubs or something.

BTW - in Football terms Dunfermline are my team's bitterest rivals. Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 6:31, archived)
# Well you know what...
I love TK more then all of um!

Actually no... I am very insecure and... bla bla bla...
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:25, archived)
# we love all of you
though not in a bumsex kind of way. we also love pirates, robots, vodka and clive - we love clive most of all.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:36, archived)