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# Is there a reason you are using the non-traditional way of spelling 'fought'?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# oh crumpets.
i'm a spanner.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# mmm crumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# i considered going and changing the pictures....
...but alas. i'm a lazy tarpaulin of a man.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I'd go for the crumpets option
It sounds ultimately more satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmmm spanners.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Mmmmm George Alagiah...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# That's Shakespeare, isn't it?
MERKELOT: "Forsooth, good Sirrah, but to this day you owe a debt, that grace I granted unto thee!"

MCMUFFIN: "Oh crumpets - I'm a spanner"

From An Unlikely Tale Of Things That Were
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)