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# Yeah....
I am having Pork-Pie and Coffee, followed by....

wait for it.....

Jaffa Cakes!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# :(
I want pork pie and jaffa cakes too.

I just ate an "indian style chicken pittabread", which was average.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# All I need now is some Battenburg and I'm all sorted!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# There's nothing about this pic I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# *glees*
Fluffeh and cayke! Best. Pic. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Fluffeh is good, jaffa cayke roll is good, battenburg is bleurgh (marzipan)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# uh..oh...
The battenburg debate rears its yumsome head again...
I am firmly on the pro-battenburg side.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# The sponge bit looks nice but I can't stand marzipan :(
It makes me feel ill.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# You are not alone :o)
Invention to remove the cakey bit

Lots more battenburgish debatery and foolishness
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# What we need is a square cookie cutter
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# This is purest B3ta, and purest Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Where do you stand on the cake/biscuit debate?
I say they're a cake, because biscuits by definition have to be baked twice and they aren't. I think technically it's a kind of muffin actually.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# They are Pies you fool

otherwise they would be called "Pork Cakes"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Don't you watch QI?
Apparently the definition is cakes go hard when stale and biscuits go soft, hence Jaffas are cakes and therefore not VATable as they are not a luxury item like chocolate biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Psssttt....
and there is a clue in their name...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Jaffa Muffins
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# definitely cakes
They have a spongey base and are called Jaffa CAKES :)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# What? Since when do biscuits have to be baked twice?
I think that's just the etymology of the word, not what you do with actual biscuits these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Hmmm, I don't really know.
I don't really know.Send me lots of each so I can attempt to make some kind of decision.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)