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# Arrrrrgggghhhhh, it's the BEADLES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# This is working out to be a fantastic lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah....
I am having Pork-Pie and Coffee, followed by....

wait for it.....

Jaffa Cakes!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# :(
I want pork pie and jaffa cakes too.

I just ate an "indian style chicken pittabread", which was average.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# All I need now is some Battenburg and I'm all sorted!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# There's nothing about this pic I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# *glees*
Fluffeh and cayke! Best. Pic. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Fluffeh is good, jaffa cayke roll is good, battenburg is bleurgh (marzipan)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# uh..oh...
The battenburg debate rears its yumsome head again...
I am firmly on the pro-battenburg side.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# The sponge bit looks nice but I can't stand marzipan :(
It makes me feel ill.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# You are not alone :o)
Invention to remove the cakey bit

Lots more battenburgish debatery and foolishness
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# What we need is a square cookie cutter
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# This is purest B3ta, and purest Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Where do you stand on the cake/biscuit debate?
I say they're a cake, because biscuits by definition have to be baked twice and they aren't. I think technically it's a kind of muffin actually.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# They are Pies you fool

otherwise they would be called "Pork Cakes"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Don't you watch QI?
Apparently the definition is cakes go hard when stale and biscuits go soft, hence Jaffas are cakes and therefore not VATable as they are not a luxury item like chocolate biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Psssttt....
and there is a clue in their name...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Jaffa Muffins
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# definitely cakes
They have a spongey base and are called Jaffa CAKES :)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# What? Since when do biscuits have to be baked twice?
I think that's just the etymology of the word, not what you do with actual biscuits these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Hmmm, I don't really know.
I don't really know.Send me lots of each so I can attempt to make some kind of decision.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# *screams like a teenage girl*
*throws underwear*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Wow, the weight of your soiled gusset knocked his hat clean off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# twice more and I win a goldfish in a bag
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I get the message
*soils self*

Here, have another go - see if you can hit one of the cymbals
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# its just running through my fingers
and its green....jeez man what have you been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Copper filings
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Three times more and it'll be a plastic bag instead of paper
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# five in a row
and its a real fish, not a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# * puts twig's pants on his head

Phwwwooorr...
They taste salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# they're made of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Are they "Boxer Porks"? hahahahHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Well I am surprised.
I didn't know his 'special' hand was so agile.

Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Maybe they should ask Pete Best to join...
..they look a little short handed.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Welcome back sir!! *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha brill!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# elephantisis of the ballbag
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# hehehehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Mr T looks awesome there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# when does Mr.T ever not look awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# when he's selling fatty snack bars to our obese children
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# You know what I want
or maybe you don't
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# lets have a big hand for
Jeremy Beadle !
(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Needs more withered hand
but this is still awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# shit pearoast time!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hehe.. great job. It's what I would have done if I had some talent. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# haha....Beadles ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)