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From the How do you hide an elephant? challenge. See all 431 entries (closed)

(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# That mouse is hung like John Holmes
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# uggh my kitty's always leaving
half-eaten pachyderms on my carpet.
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I just had to bath our white long haired kitten
as she had shit all down her back legs.

just before lunch too
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# See!
Kittens like scat parties too.
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# she didn't like being bathed
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I can tell
She is now plotting her revenge. It may not happen soon, but it will happen.
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# her short haired brother has come to stare at me
I think its a reconnaissance mission
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Oh dear!
Check your shoes before you put them on (they are very adept at pooing in strange places).
Check under the duvet (my cat once left me a surprise furball there)
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
will do.
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# i'd rather have house hippos
WHY AREN'T YOU REAL, HOUSE HIPPOS? WHY????
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# they tend to squat in abandoned houses.




Oh HippOs - sorry I thought you said hippies
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# One cat? that household will need a pride of lions to catch that thing....
:D
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I think...
We are about to see a cat fail!
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)