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[challenge entry] Perfectly hidden from public view

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# my word
the fabled "room that taste forgot"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# it looks better without the "celebrities"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ?
where is it from?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Celebrity Big Brother, hence your not recognising it or knowing that I'd filled it with elephants
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Doh :D
Your self fulfilling prophecy was just too good!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Hear that whizzing sound?
It's George Orwell spinning in his grave

www.channel4.com/bigbrother/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I need explanamalations too
That room looks very expensive - maybe even from a luxury yacht. Paid for and designed with someone wanting to show wealth without consideration to anything else. Like good taste for instance.

eta: Ah right to make the "celebs" feel at home. Fair enough it probably works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# haha
I love it when people pretend not to know things.

I'm not suggesting that anyone here is doing this though. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# why on earth would people who visit a site that pretty much runs on topical humour
know anything about Big Brother or Celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# But I don't!
Honestly I have never watched Big Brother. The only time I watched Celebrity Big Brother was the year Germaine Greer joined and then I stopped watching when she left. I don't watch X Factor or any end-of-pier talent show wannabe either.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# oh!
I thought they were the Sugar Babes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Aha! I guess correctly :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I'm guessing, but...
would the normal inhabitants of that room comprise self-absorbed retards who think cavorting around for the ghoulish amusement of an even more retarded sector of society in some way validates their deeply tenuous self-designation as being in some way a 'celebrity'?

God ele-shopping though :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# you read the program brief
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I selected them all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# but then you put them on the wrong list
they were meant to go on the 'B Ark'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# You must wait for my plan to come to fruition.
It involves tactical nukes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Now that's an episode I would watch.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# haha
"could all housemates congregate in the garden"
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"left a bit"
"left a bit"
"STOP!"
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POP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# You missed the surprise addition of Piers Morgan to the house
but otherwise pretty accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# is he not riding the missile in?
in a Dr Strangelove Major King Kong stylee?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Oooh! I like this game!
Can we add whoever we like to the house before it gets nuked? *phones Mr Cameron "hello would you like some free publicity?"*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Is that The One Show?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# hahahah
either or
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# haha
Christine wotsit has a very cluttered face but I so would.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# cluttered? too many eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# like lilly allen

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# *SPAKS OUT*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I haven't heard from anyone yet whos eyes can process it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# you must have gone mad when you were making it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# it took a while
I had to keep stopping to rest my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I can't even scroll past it without blinking
Obviously god didn't anticipate Photoshop when he wired up our brains. Omnipotent my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Process it? I can see the correct face then the extra eyes, mouth and extended chin
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# You are clearly a freak.




welcome to B3ta!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# actually
without the Chiles next to her my opinion has just received 3 points for performing a dangerous U-turn.

celebrityandglobal.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/christine-bleakley-admits-she%E2%80%99s-dating-frank-lampard/ SHWING!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# plush
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)