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# That train's just going to get stuck in one of the balls
like a sperm with a bad sense of direction :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I can add a locomotive on the other end.
Bidirectional cock train.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# And a very severe case of blue balls
with two trains of sperm never able to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# You're really overthinking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# It's a fault of mine
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# that'll be
wrong sort of spunk on the line

makes the wheels slip
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Really?
Damn, I thought I was helping them by lubricating it a bit! Looks like all those delays on the line were my fault, chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)