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# My kid got a train set.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# ahahah brilliant!
now why didnt i think of that - my son's always playing with his trains!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# THAT'S DISGUSTING.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# next stop, hull...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# That train's just going to get stuck in one of the balls
like a sperm with a bad sense of direction :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I can add a locomotive on the other end.
Bidirectional cock train.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# And a very severe case of blue balls
with two trains of sperm never able to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# You're really overthinking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# It's a fault of mine
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# that'll be
wrong sort of spunk on the line

makes the wheels slip
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Really?
Damn, I thought I was helping them by lubricating it a bit! Looks like all those delays on the line were my fault, chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
fantastic

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# i like the realisim
with one ball being slightly biggr then the other.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# needs more pubes
or is it a pube train
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)