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# I'm here from the firm Chumly, Bragshaw and Codswallop
we represent the Lollipop Stick and Christmas Cracker Manufacturers and Joke Writers Federation.

I have a Cease and Desist Order which you must comply with immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Which is the most attractive cheese?
Cheddar Gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# What type of cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# what if you already own some nacho cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hahahahahahh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What do you call a feminist cheese?
Germaine Gruyere!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# YOU ARE UNRELENTLESS
My clients have had a change of heart and I would like to present you with this $1,000,000 job offer.

Sign here please


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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# What do you call a raver in a filing cabinet?
Sorted!

  .       .     .   .     
.-| .-. .-|     ..-.|_,.-,
`-'-`-`-`-'-    |`-'' ``'-
              `-'         
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(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# are you Tim Vine?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Quite the reverse, he's inunrelentless.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I might have my negatives aand positives mixed up today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Don't worry, carry on irregardless.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Which is the most heavily fortified?
Rocquefort.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# A penguin with a sun tan sitting on a washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# But you don't pronounce the t, same as with the camembert pun.
Unless the bear's name was implicitly Bert.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I was assuming the Bear was called Eric..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# You know what happens when you make an assumption
You make an "ass" out of "u" and, er ... "mption".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Bestialists put the anal into animals!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# THAT'S COST YOU ANOTHER $10,000 RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)