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# school bog roll!
shiny, shiny shit paper that your fingers go right through :(
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# It was like tin foil
spreading excrement around your nethers
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# it was horrible stuff
i used to take my own from home
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# Hello, Madam Monkey.
What's with the 2 hour limit?
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# 'lo, meth
doctor's orders, i'm afraid. been getting some blinding headaches and the pills are doing nothing, so he thinks it may be my eyes, hence the 2 hour limit :(
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# You need a screen reader
and possibly a braille line ;)
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# i need new glasses
these are so big and make me squint so much, i look like deirdre barlow being taken roughly from behind
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# *fwap*
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# eeeeewww
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# That sucks :(
Can't you get screen-reading software? And keep your eyes closed most of the time, opening them only to scan the pictures? That could totally work!
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# i'm far too skint
i've got early onset cataracts, so it's going to get worse. if i stick to my limit, it'll get worse later rather than sooner.
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# i remember it well
doubled up as tracing paper
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# i have long fingernails
it wasn't fun at toilet time.
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# i know that feeling too
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# great for clawing at some bitches' face, though
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