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[challenge entry] another thing

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(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# school bog roll!
shiny, shiny shit paper that your fingers go right through :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It was like tin foil
spreading excrement around your nethers
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# it was horrible stuff
i used to take my own from home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Hello, Madam Monkey.
What's with the 2 hour limit?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# 'lo, meth
doctor's orders, i'm afraid. been getting some blinding headaches and the pills are doing nothing, so he thinks it may be my eyes, hence the 2 hour limit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# You need a screen reader
and possibly a braille line ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i need new glasses
these are so big and make me squint so much, i look like deirdre barlow being taken roughly from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# eeeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# That sucks :(
Can't you get screen-reading software? And keep your eyes closed most of the time, opening them only to scan the pictures? That could totally work!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# i'm far too skint
i've got early onset cataracts, so it's going to get worse. if i stick to my limit, it'll get worse later rather than sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i remember it well
doubled up as tracing paper
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i have long fingernails
it wasn't fun at toilet time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i know that feeling too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# great for clawing at some bitches' face, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# This is excellent
or is that excrement, I always get them confused.

Oh, and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)