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# Them cats really seem to follow you round the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# My fecker does! I think he thinks he's a dog, he's like my shadow,
even follows me to the loo and jumps up to the bowl to watch it flush!

Took me a while to get used to that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Give him better food, and this problem will gradually diminish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Potential tetanus from accidental buttock-clawings.
But if all the jabs've been had, go ahead, knock yrselves out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I've recently spent a few months staying in an apartment with no cat.
It's the first time I've stayed somewhere without a resident cat for as long as I can remember.
It's made me realize that pretty much everything I do around the house takes into consideration the whims and preferences of felines.
I'm completely conditioned to cater to their convenience and comfort.
Just so we're clear, I have absolutely no problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# I think the outside cat is about to sprog.
Want a kitten?
(Not that I'm suggesting you *need* one.)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Just post it to him whether he wants it or not.
He's clearly lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Oh dude
if only you knew.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# how to wrap a cat:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Lol :DD
(herman:D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I'm back home now...
we have 3 of our own. Two of those were rescued as kittens from the yard out back. Not planning on taking any more in just now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Cool
Tiny kittens tend to get lots of takers, and they'll be drawn to me, just like the last lot from the last outside cat. I am something of a cat magnet. (I'd have said pussy magnet were I not so socially inept)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Like those children who 'wandered into' Herr Fritzl's back yard a coupla decades ago.
Ever watched 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?'

'Rescued', my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# All of mine do those things
but none does all.

They must be conspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Division of labour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# On the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# That better have been one of your eighty five effing eff pees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Haha
it was. It was for a challenge I think, but I don't remember which.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Any excuse.
(Probably doesn't work at all for people not watching UK telly in the late 1970s, but hey ho)

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# but I like this too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# PUKKA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Bwahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Totally that^
and by that I mean tahkcalbs that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)