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# And let that be the end of it!

I love 'im really (and if that blasted cat turns out to be dead in the video we'll never hear the end of it!)
inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/9889122
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Them cats really seem to follow you round the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# My fecker does! I think he thinks he's a dog, he's like my shadow,
even follows me to the loo and jumps up to the bowl to watch it flush!

Took me a while to get used to that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Give him better food, and this problem will gradually diminish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Potential tetanus from accidental buttock-clawings.
But if all the jabs've been had, go ahead, knock yrselves out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I've recently spent a few months staying in an apartment with no cat.
It's the first time I've stayed somewhere without a resident cat for as long as I can remember.
It's made me realize that pretty much everything I do around the house takes into consideration the whims and preferences of felines.
I'm completely conditioned to cater to their convenience and comfort.
Just so we're clear, I have absolutely no problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# I think the outside cat is about to sprog.
Want a kitten?
(Not that I'm suggesting you *need* one.)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Just post it to him whether he wants it or not.
He's clearly lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Oh dude
if only you knew.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# how to wrap a cat:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Lol :DD
(herman:D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I'm back home now...
we have 3 of our own. Two of those were rescued as kittens from the yard out back. Not planning on taking any more in just now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Cool
Tiny kittens tend to get lots of takers, and they'll be drawn to me, just like the last lot from the last outside cat. I am something of a cat magnet. (I'd have said pussy magnet were I not so socially inept)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Like those children who 'wandered into' Herr Fritzl's back yard a coupla decades ago.
Ever watched 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?'

'Rescued', my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# All of mine do those things
but none does all.

They must be conspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Division of labour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# On the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# That better have been one of your eighty five effing eff pees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Haha
it was. It was for a challenge I think, but I don't remember which.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Any excuse.
(Probably doesn't work at all for people not watching UK telly in the late 1970s, but hey ho)

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# but I like this too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# PUKKA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Bwahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Totally that^
and by that I mean tahkcalbs that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# CROCKER YOU CATFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# LEAVE CROCKER ALONE!
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Actually you're probably right.
More of a EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE than a NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# LEAVE HIM ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I know, you've told me before about this
 
www.b3ta.com/board/9844357
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell
that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# that's what you get when you draw blind in a hidden layer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Hhaha really?
You should do a series of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# ffffuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# iFuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# oFuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# weallFuck4iFuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I am not laughing at this until you can prove that this cat doesn't have diarrhea
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# I could be fine with that...
as long as it was sexy diarrhea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# HAHAHA! THAT IS ALSO NOT PUSSY. No matter how much of a pussy Chris Crocker is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Yeah! I think starting from BLD's mutated source helped mine more than I thought.
I found splitting the directions, as I did, a lot harder than I expected too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Shouldn't that be a man's eyes
following the pussy 'round the room?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# It's Chris Crocker,
all bets are off...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# betty would be so proud....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Poor Brittn'y
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Cheese it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# It's the Narcs!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I am absolutely RISsing...
you all didn't get on HT did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Yeah, maybe a little.
*looks down, shuffles feet*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Umm...


JUST LEAVE HT ALONE!!!

What did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# got his cock out at the preschool
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Hee! cheers!
yes, let that be the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# heheh
in response to your analysis, check the reflection in the bannister, looks like more than just a cat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# get CSI on it
the full lab work and sweet camera movements
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# ENHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# and that little musical stab they play to punctuate scenes.
Or is that one of the other shitty crime franchises?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I refuse to investigate unless I know that musical stab wasn't made with a dagger into the spine of a rare bird
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahah
you're really running with this one aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# it makes me laugh and i'm sure happytoast is still happy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I don't know Shada...
unless you can prove that he's not suffering etc. etc. lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# hahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
#
csienfeld
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# What's the DEAL with HOMICIDE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# These pretzels are making me stabby
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I think that's lawnorder
 
but they use it in several from the same production house I think
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# e.g.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# i see this rapidly spreading phenomenon has even made the Huffington Post
www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/ghost-cat-stars-in-parano_n_436903.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I just like the music
 
and fuck's sake, the cat is obviously fine
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# oh, lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoFgdIN0Am0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# fucking hell that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:04, archived)