Yep.After 13/18/27/whatever years, it's time.
For heavens' sake, IVV, allow me to let rip on someone sometimes.
You accused me of being Boris Johnson the last time I tried to get someone to make me tell that gag.
I told it to a Scouse girl in a pub a couple of years ago. She waited right 'til the end, let me get through the entire thing, and then said: "My cousin died at Hillsborough."
I said: "Liar."
She said: "You didn't know that."
I said: "Yes I did."
(For heavens' sake, IVV, allow me to let rip on someone sometimes.
You accused me of being Boris Johnson the last time I tried to get someone to make me tell that gag.
I told it to a Scouse girl in a pub a couple of years ago. She waited right 'til the end, let me get through the entire thing, and then said: "My cousin died at Hillsborough."
I said: "Liar."
She said: "You didn't know that."
I said: "Yes I did."
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00,
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You told it to a Scouse girl?That made me giggle. Did you pull?
(
in vino veritas,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:04,
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She gave me a kiss at the end of the night.But I admit to the disgraceful weakness of not being attracted to women five stone heavier than me.
Besides, she nicked my sodding watch.
(Besides, she nicked my sodding watch.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:06,
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Does this mean you're not attracted to me?:(((((((
( in vino veritas,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:32,
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There are so many ahead of me in the queue...I wandered off and had a go at the coconut shy instead.
Still, I've won you a cuddly rabbit.
(Still, I've won you a cuddly rabbit.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:46,
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