b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9889529 (Thread)

# LOOK OK, BIRDS DON'T PISS
Jesus, how are you not understanding this.
en.allexperts.com/q/Birding-1435/birds-urinate.htm
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060814070103AAALCBQ
www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2012/do-birds-pee - ignore this one as it is clearly wrong
wiki.answers.com/Q/When_do_birds_urinate
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# they piss in their poo
yes?.. they must have consumed some fucking great Balti to get a short to earth.. are we on track now?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# yep
but they might reach the pole
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# I guess they should!
You win. I'm glad most birds (even the human kind) don't have a taste for balti.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# :D
yes the bird in the picture there would have had to have some artistic licence to have popped. and shitting or pissing wouldnt have done it. technically i dont win because the bird is on the wrong sort of pole and goes no where near the pole. and well its late I enjoyed the banter thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)
# I used to park under a regular seagull haunt.
Their psshit would have done the job handsomely. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# :O NO! They don't piss. They just poo, K?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)