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# If she's a doctor, she probably drinks and smokes, too. Say 'I'll stop when you do, Doc' :)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)
# It ain't easy.
She's young, beautiful and enthusiastic. She winks, touches my arm gently and calls me 'luv', or by my first name.
How on earth does one deal with a GP like that?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah I had that with a medical, where both the nurse and the doctor were 20-30 yr old hotties.
I somehow managed not to be embarrassed by the whole "testicular exam" talk, where she used the rubber bulb of the stethoscope as a demonstration aid...

What about "but smoking and drinking can be really fun!" ?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)
# HELLO LADIES, HERE ARE MY BALLS
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# There's the correct approach.
How could I have been so blind? I'm doing this tomorrow.
Look out, receptionists! You've got a good and unexpected weekend in store...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# The medical definition of an alcoholic
is anyone who drinks more than their doctor.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)