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# The only one Chuck Norris recognises.
I've been busy with the sewing machine today and made the Mrs a sort-of 1960s-style skirt. Added to the other sewing, looking after kids, and cooking I've done, I really feel the need to drive over cars in a tank, or use a grenade laucher, just to reinstill some sense of manliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# *cries, while stuffing face with chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# needs more Gin
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Just make sure the skirt is also at a 1960's length

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# About four inches above the knee.
I wasn't around back then, so I'm just guessing...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Well let me put it this way

If I'd wear one, my cock would be dangling underneath it

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)