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[challenge entry] If you can read this...


Then you have a working pair of iEyes!

From the The iPad challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I bet Steve Jobs' taint smells of dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I don't know who to blame for this mess we're all in now.... Steve jobs for being Steve jobs, Fraiser for starting this bandwagon, or everyone who flaunts their apple gear as if iPods/pads/nanos/books etc are religious relics or artifacts....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I think the latter
I got an iPod as a Christmas gift and it is one of the worst mp3 players I have ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# blame the Babylonions
for inventing numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# They also invented Boney M, so they're not all bad
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# yes but they sacrificed all the members of Boney A up to Boney L
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Be fair though - they were all retarded gypsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# this is true
tp.hparcs.nl/eft050806_meeting/boney.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Daddy Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# hair by Lego
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# haha true
Arms by Findus crispy pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# RIP :(
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha, you bastard - proper office lollage....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hehe me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Richard Ayoade AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
it's just shiny shit: simplified functionality in a rough tough case like some fucking fisher price radio, that's polished and sealed up to the max like a bar of robot soap, no wonder so many people slip over and end up with them up their arses
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I read "Obesity" and lost interest
I think I need an eye test
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# O be yst, evej obsas! Heisy ourgod.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# it was the evej part that made me turn my back on god
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# how dare you! Evej like you've never evejed before, heathen!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I evej
:(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# EVEJ, EVEJ, EVEJ TO THE ALMIGHTY!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# "CAN I HEAR AN EVEJ, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?"
*Evangelist preacher jazz hands*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Evej oh Heisy!
Obsas guide you, child!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Oh happy days
(oh happy days)

When Obsas walked!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# oooooh when my Obsas walked...
wait it's washed
WHEN OBSAS WASHED
he washed my ysts away!
Oh happy day
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It is washed. Why the hell did I type walked?!
Had you singing it though!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# ican'twaitfornextwednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# i-don't know about bandwagons being shit.....compo's are not far behind
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i fuckin' i
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)