Hey! He stole my suitcase!
Ooh, oh, I mean... someone else's... my friend's suitcase, erm... Yes! My friend... erm... DAVE... He stole *Dave's* suitcase. Dave is such a pervert. Tsk.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 18:39,
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Is it true that the channel "Dave" is called "Dave" because they only employ one bloke - called Dave - whose job it is to introduce programmes and press play on the video machine?
Because that's what I heard.
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Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:05,
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