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# Gah
I was accosted by one of those Scientology twits on Sunday outside Goodge Street tube station whilst burning my mouth on a ham and cheese Pret a Manger Croissant. I quite literally was in so much pain to tell the guy to fuck off and was pointing at my mouth making various 'burning' gestures. He took it it upon himself to exploit my weakness asking if I had seen some film they had made. After much pain, and forced turbo chewing, I finally was able to say I saw a BBC John Sweeny film and concluded you guys are a bunch of insane fucking lunatics. He looked suddenly shocked and left me alone
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Did you roar at him like John Sweeny?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# I was very calm
Not a letter trembled in my sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Tell them off good!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# ace :)
well done you.

did they arrive in a DC3 with jets but no propellers?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
i like this.

we got a rather disturbing letter last year for a previous tennant which said:

Hi Chris

you bought a water damaged copy of Dioretics from us in 1992.

Wouldnt you like a new one?


(it was had writted on official Hubbard Institute letterheaded paper)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)