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# He is trying to make me explode using the power of his mind
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:39, archived)
# The power is equal to three sorbets.
The sorbet, however, is a poor measure of mental power.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:40, archived)
# Whoever came up with the sorbet unit really dropped the ball on that one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:45, archived)
# I measure everything in big gay dicks
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:50, archived)
# how many big gay dicks does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:51, archived)
# A whole lot of gay dicks
A whole lot of sweaty, hairy, vieny gay dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:03, archived)
# But how do they change the lightbulb?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:37, archived)
# WITH THEIR DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:13, archived)
# *eats all three*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:34, archived)
# I believe that's known as a Sundae.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:35, archived)
# Tangelo sorbet was outlawed after the great war of 1953
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:36, archived)
# I heard there's a whole stash of it went missing during The Great Dessert.
It's probably buried in a forest somewhere. Imagine how unstable it must be by now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:38, archived)
# It's political corectness GONE MAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:08, archived)
# oh man I have to print this out and stick it on the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)