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# The moon called

They want that friggin' big rabbit off their north pole ASAP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# That is actually it's South Pole.
The photo was taken in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:16, archived)
# You know, I do actually recognise the crater Tycho there near its south pole

I should know, because I invented it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# That isn't entirely accurate,
In 1986, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre got a job at Nasa.

"I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!"

"So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!" the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahaha Bucky O'Hare

That big ass crater is the only thing that's left of him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Fucking green cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
#
Buy me some fruitella,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# OK.
I am going out to the shop when this episode of Castle finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Score! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:57, archived)
# He never wore wooden shoes in his life!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)