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[challenge entry] I like the alt-compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Alt-compo it.
Hit edit and hold Alt Gr while you select "This is a compo entry"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# The moon called

They want that friggin' big rabbit off their north pole ASAP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# That is actually it's South Pole.
The photo was taken in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:16, archived)
# You know, I do actually recognise the crater Tycho there near its south pole

I should know, because I invented it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# That isn't entirely accurate,
In 1986, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre got a job at Nasa.

"I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!"

"So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!" the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahaha Bucky O'Hare

That big ass crater is the only thing that's left of him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Fucking green cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
#
Buy me some fruitella,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# OK.
I am going out to the shop when this episode of Castle finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Score! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:57, archived)
# He never wore wooden shoes in his life!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# :(
Free the Moon bunneh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Free the moon, bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Free.
Teh moon bunneh.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Free: The Moon Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:16, archived)
# My eyes are now doubting the validity of the word "free"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# The Moon
Free Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Bunny moon the free.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# The moon-free bunny
The bunny-free moon
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# If only.
Looks like he's there for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:39, archived)
# There's a cartoon hanging in my house that has a woman with a placard and a frown that reads "FREE WOMEN NOW!"
And a timid man is tapping her on the shoulder and saying "...can I have one?".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# i for one welcome our new lunar-based bunny overlords
with a pot of hot water, carrots, onions and roast potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I've never had rabbit. Are they tasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Bit like chicken
with extra fluffehness
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# very.
rich and delicious, with a beefy taste, although the texture is like a mix of chicken and tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# When you say "had"
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# eaten, tasted, sampled
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ...in a sexy way?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Yiff, grr, yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# It needed a little something I felt...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Ha ha
What was it you felt?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Moon bunnies need orbital carrots!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Nasty man, taunting meh fluffeh moonbunny
with ever so slightly out-of-reach celestial veg.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Not at all, it's all a question of jumping at just the right moment in a perpendicular orbit to the carrot,
if he can achieve a stable geostationary position at about the same level above the moon he should be fine...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# *ouch!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# That'll teach you to be bending over stage right then won't it!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Never again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I think I know how that came to be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Caterpillars play havoc with carrots
especially when attached to tanks it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Meanwhile on the darkside....
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Is that me?
That's me isn't it? Is that me? It could be me that could.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)