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# rimmel's latest haircare product
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ELK ELK ELK ELK ELK ELK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)
# in my mind, that sounds like you're continually retching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Or being hooved repeatedly in the chest by an ELK ELK ELK ELK.
Hoved? Hoofeded?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# hoofed, i believe
and it's a moose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
# MØØSE R ELK
Or so the biowankers say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# but the shit gag doesn't work
if i call it an elk. besides, i googled moose and he's what i got
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Please sir
but I don't want to put ELK in my hair :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:13, archived)
# don't worry, it's not an elk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# A felt Elk
with a black belt being pelted with whelks and dealt to.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# lucky elk!
i fucking love whelks!
not with vinegar, though, that just masks their whelky taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Maybe he was horned with it......

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Do you know a sweet dancing Grandma ??
And can i have her number ? lol !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# she hasn't got a number
but i can lend you a crowbar to get the lid off her coffin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Actually...
Sweet Dancing Grandmas could save ITV !!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:49, archived)
# they couldn't fuck it up any worse, could they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)