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# There is some good to come out of all this...
...I am now installing a virus scanner on my Mac, meaning if I invade any planets they shall have to try a bit bloody harder than THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# YEAH!
Damn lazy Mac-using alien SCUM.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# PHEW
----------- SCAN SUMMARY -----------
Known viruses: 707157
Engine version: 0.95.3
Scanned directories: 167913
Scanned files: 685575
Infected files: 0
Data scanned: 38929.61 MB
Data read: 36241.27 MB (ratio 1.07:1)
Time: 7471.695 sec (124 m 31 s)

No infected files were found.

If all else fails I am going to employ Dennis Quaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Yeah? Well I'm going to employ Jeff Goldblum
He can get around any anti-virus.

(What anti-virus are you using, by the way? I don't have one on this thing and I probably should.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# http://www.clamxav.com/
Seems not to have totally cunted everything up, so I think its a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Ta
I shall give it a look. And we shall see how good those tricksy aliens are. Or that tricksy Jeff Goldblum. I never trusted him. I mean, turning into a fly, setting rampaging velociraptors loose, downing motherships... how could you trust him? HOW COULD YOU TRUST HIM?

And having eaten as much as I have, WHY AM I HUNGRY? TELL ME THAT, JEFF! WHY AM I HUNGRY?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Silly Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)