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# SKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!!!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
I am watching Twilight. It is utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I am watching Shameless from the other day
It is also utter bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I am watching Independence Day
It is also, also utter bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I remember Independance Day
The US President and the Drunken Pilot save the world while everyone else in the entire world appears to be gathered in a hole in London waiting by the radio for those brave, brave yanks to tell them how to beat those pesky aliens. Meanwhile, aliens use Apple Macs, and Macs get viruses.

If you've never seen the film before then sorry, I've just given away what little exists of what, for lack of a better word, we are forced to call the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# There is some good to come out of all this...
...I am now installing a virus scanner on my Mac, meaning if I invade any planets they shall have to try a bit bloody harder than THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# YEAH!
Damn lazy Mac-using alien SCUM.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# PHEW
----------- SCAN SUMMARY -----------
Known viruses: 707157
Engine version: 0.95.3
Scanned directories: 167913
Scanned files: 685575
Infected files: 0
Data scanned: 38929.61 MB
Data read: 36241.27 MB (ratio 1.07:1)
Time: 7471.695 sec (124 m 31 s)

No infected files were found.

If all else fails I am going to employ Dennis Quaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Yeah? Well I'm going to employ Jeff Goldblum
He can get around any anti-virus.

(What anti-virus are you using, by the way? I don't have one on this thing and I probably should.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# http://www.clamxav.com/
Seems not to have totally cunted everything up, so I think its a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Ta
I shall give it a look. And we shall see how good those tricksy aliens are. Or that tricksy Jeff Goldblum. I never trusted him. I mean, turning into a fly, setting rampaging velociraptors loose, downing motherships... how could you trust him? HOW COULD YOU TRUST HIM?

And having eaten as much as I have, WHY AM I HUNGRY? TELL ME THAT, JEFF! WHY AM I HUNGRY?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Silly Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
# ATTACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BALLISTIC ANIMALS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
# TARGET AQUIRED
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# I THINK WE GOT LOST ON THE WAY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# PULL UP PULL UP
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARGH IT'S NO BETTER UP HERE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Run out of appropriate pics
This is that guy, with spunk on im...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I ran out of appropriate pictures a long time back
but that never stops me.

This lass took one in the face too. Unfortunately it was from that least-known Batman villain, Acid Spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Would. ALSO
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I have absolutely no idea what else could have been going on in that strip :)

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Mash of a couple strips actually.
Base four cells cut down to three, some text and Linus cloned from a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Ah, I see
CHEAT! All mine have been straight from a single one. Including what they say in the first panel.

But that Linus was too good not to clone in, I agree. :)

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha! I kept the text as-is here.

I kinda like doing Mary Worth for
this gag, more than any others.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# They suit the feeling
There's a kind of monotonous reality to the original art that fits the apocalyptic theme nicely.



I need to do more of these. I only have my Macbook here and my mouse is crap but I'm going to do some more anyway. I've been downloading strips to play with, at least. I expect that there's going to be something about cockroaches, something about sharpened barbed penises raping screaming tortured victims in the backwoods at night, the hauting melody of the pipes weaving above it in a sickly cloying play that belies the horror beneath, and probably something about lies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Been grabbing a few for the source bucket too and will do my best to play along as usual.

Hmmm, I've actually kept the text with these more often than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i doubt you'll ever read this but that one is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Well may you worry, little cat
little catWELL MAY YOU WORRY

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Hhah
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ELK INTERCEPTOR LAUNCHED
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# ELK LAUNCH: DETECTED
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# FASTER

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# KITTYWAR
I IS TORPEDO UR SHIPZ KTHXBYE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Woooop-Woooop-Woooop!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# FIRE !
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Kitten Navy FTW!
Woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)
# good 1 :DDD
(herman:D, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
# WOOOOOOSSHHHHH!!!!


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(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)
# I wish to subscribe to his newslettaaaaaaaaaak!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Rocket yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Whoooosh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Cheap Asian armaments!
Buy French or Brazilian.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)