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# Well that's his wanking days well and truly fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I'm sure there's a wanking attachment for "misplaced" limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Or they might just get in a work experience yoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Plan!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Think they look a bit like spanners
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Spanner-wank
Spank.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
# If he takes one of the arm bones out he could leave a "tube" for that very purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Hahahaha oh gross :D
But my thoughts exactly, but I thought it too gross to say
You're gross
I thought of a less-gross answer
Your answer is gross
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Or he could have his lower ribs removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# I'm thinking about this
Not because I want to commit fellatio* on myself, but more because my ribs are causing me extreme agony for no reason. Sleep is dangerous.

*I'm aware this is probably a joke, but it's very funny anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Well there is that.
Every cloud. You could probably get enough grip with the stumps to hold a sheep still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)