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# You're out of touch
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)
# SRY BT YR RMS
SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:55, archived)
# YH W/E LOL
IL B K
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)
# WATE
is that Rothko?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Uhmmm
Maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Actually
I think Rothko cut his arms at the elbows rather than the wrists.
And he didn't cut them off. That's would be pretty tricky, particularly the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# The first is easy
Then you have to get creative.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
# A guillotine whose blade is tied to one arm
So that when that arm is removed, the blade falls onto the other, removing that one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)
# "Dear Sir"
"Please find enclosed in this package my hands as originally promised"

"I apologise for the slight smearing of the paper, this was unintentional"

"I hope this concludes our arrangement"

"Yours, Billy Limbchop"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)
# *bleeds*
*secretes*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:57, archived)
# ohh, that'll leave a stain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I like how he wrote the letter after he chopped off his hands and smeared the paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Some folk's just attentive that way
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Able to understand this?
He's stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:57, archived)
# *stretches spanging arm*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Well that's his wanking days well and truly fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I'm sure there's a wanking attachment for "misplaced" limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Or they might just get in a work experience yoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Plan!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Think they look a bit like spanners
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Spanner-wank
Spank.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
# If he takes one of the arm bones out he could leave a "tube" for that very purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Hahahaha oh gross :D
But my thoughts exactly, but I thought it too gross to say
You're gross
I thought of a less-gross answer
Your answer is gross
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Or he could have his lower ribs removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# I'm thinking about this
Not because I want to commit fellatio* on myself, but more because my ribs are causing me extreme agony for no reason. Sleep is dangerous.

*I'm aware this is probably a joke, but it's very funny anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Well there is that.
Every cloud. You could probably get enough grip with the stumps to hold a sheep still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Surely there are easier ways to stop wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# You'd think so
But no.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# After my loptophomy I learnt to use my feet.
I type with my left nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Bloody lazy too.
Wont raise a hand for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# He'll raise a shout at the time though!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOMUw2QOkLE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)
# *pop* OI!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)
# YOU FUCKING BUM, I KILLLLLL YOU.
SON OF BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# sharpest nipples on planet earth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:18, archived)