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# but what's your old username?
it's like when you get a text that says 'this is my new number' without any indication as to who its from
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# this this this this THIS
Christ I hate that - and the moment you respond "Who the fuck are you?" your mum gets all offended and shit.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# so its you who keeps sending my mum those texts
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Well she's the one who keeps changing her number!
Honestly - it's like she doesn't WANT me to find her!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# bloody adoption agency
they assured her they had burned the records
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Fire doesn't cure responsibility.
I'm owed.

And besides - I've got binocliers.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *closes blinds*
GET IN THE BASEMENT MA! - HE'S BACK
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I am so TERRIBLY sorry! HOW embarassing!
I meant next door! Hahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# oh - hahaha
she's in the bath shaving her legs
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Lawnmower broken again, eh?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# too many fingers got caught up in it
KNOWHADDAMEAN?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah - that and you tried to cut up that body with it.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# it didn't work
but did make a series of lovely stripes
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# "Red and green should never be seen
Without the tattered, bloody remnants of the victim's clothing in between"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *buys the film rights to this story*
:OD
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# *negotiates contract*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *inserts subclause*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# *doesn't feel a thing*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *drains life-savings*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# It took me a while
to realise that when someone changes their username here there is no real way of finding out what it was before. Fun game of hide'n'seek perhaps?


(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# a sexy game?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Could lead to some amusing situations :)

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# If by "amusing" you mean
"potentially life-threatening"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yes, that's the one.
that's the one.Got my words mixed up a bit there.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# And I remember reading his "hancakes" reply earlier too
Have another bird of prey.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That is splendid!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# its fun until someone steals your username
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Ah that's where you need a spare account to hold your main name while you're changing yours...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# who has one of those?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I think we should all swap usernames for April 1st.
Mayhem ensues.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# wasn't there a real name day a few years back?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)