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# why?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Because I got sent champagne. Why would I not, dude?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Why did you get sent champagne?
Any particular reason?
Ben.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# A nice company sent it to me with a job offer.
I am going to drink it all and then phone them up and tell them I fackin' love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# You've got a job?
Well done.

Now go to a pub, wear a suit, and try and act important so wimmins will sex you.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Thank you :)
Do I have to do it in that order?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Okay cool thanks
Nick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Sage advice.
Hank.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I've herb it all before
Basil.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Rrrr nnnnn hhhhhnnnn.
Rudy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# you need a reason to drink shampoo at 5pm now?
The pub's been open for 7 hours by then!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)