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# MC Mike Reid bustin out some comedy rhymes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0VGve9zCN0
(bernsteen waste of skin, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Bernsteen, you're a waste of sk--
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I'm drinking champagne at 5pm
This is the most decadent I've ever been.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Try snorting a few grams of coke off a couple of hookers, then taking a speedball, nicking a police car and raging down the motorway with your head sticking out the window to navigate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I've eaten so much beluga caviar that a little bit is coming out in my self-indulgent tears
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Good work.
Have some knowledge that in your father's eyes you'll always be a disappointment with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Because I got sent champagne. Why would I not, dude?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Why did you get sent champagne?
Any particular reason?
Ben.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# A nice company sent it to me with a job offer.
I am going to drink it all and then phone them up and tell them I fackin' love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# You've got a job?
Well done.

Now go to a pub, wear a suit, and try and act important so wimmins will sex you.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Thank you :)
Do I have to do it in that order?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Okay cool thanks
Nick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Sage advice.
Hank.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I've herb it all before
Basil.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Rrrr nnnnn hhhhhnnnn.
Rudy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# you need a reason to drink shampoo at 5pm now?
The pub's been open for 7 hours by then!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# :)
decadent drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Teehee, unfortunately it's quite a small bottle.
And soon there will be people with whom to share it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Tell them to fuck off, and close the door on them.
Simples.

You may wish to open the door to them later, to instruct them to go and buy you more champagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Champagne's 'a' not for sharin'...
...it's for gorging on and then sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Comment!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Retort!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Another comment!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# If you're gonna comment twice then the second has to be a reply to the first
This is the first Mu lesson of commenting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Mu knows nothing about anything. Ask him. He doesn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# When I read that he doesn't like music my heart stopped for twenty minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I found a band I like today. So that's good. Do you like music today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I'm pretty positive about music today, though my consumption of it thus far has been minimal.
Soon I will remedy this. Who's the new band you like, and also have you listened to Marina's album which I believe came out yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Chicken el Diablo. They're basically a carbon copy of Neu!, which is only a good thing.
Also, I haven't - but I'm planning on grabbing a copy sometime soon. If only for the pretty picture on the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# links should be posted on the /links board
this is for pics you've shopped (or animated as gifs)

head on over to jelly.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] even Iraqi protesters have a green look about them these days...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# arf..............yay.............threadsaved:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# LOL
Fecking superb!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Apologies to JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Strike 34456456!

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# that's great!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Genius
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# click click :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha,
a head the ball heading the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# malaki looks like he's having a wank
(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Heheh
I approve of your Daily Mail attitude
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Haha
I love it. A LOT
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:13, archived)
# oh lordy that made me laugh
well done
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahaha,
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# haha
Very nice. You put your heart and sole into that.
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# For some reason listening to "Something For The Girl With Everything" by Sparks fits well with this
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# oh yes!
very well done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)
# (Y)
This would be doubly awesome if you got both shoe throws in.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# You've upset Pipedog.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# he needs slippers and a smoking jacket :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# It would affect from his upset-ness
But, yes, I agree.

;-)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# we can't very well have pipe-smoking dogs being upset on the /board!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# hehehehe!
Hamsad is also crestfallen!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# O HAI LINX OMG WATE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
superb!



/click
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# immense
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:15, archived)
# This should have had way more replies
utterly awesome
click
wooyayhooplapanowie
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 21 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# If only there was a board specifically designed for posting links...
it's a pipedream, i know...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)