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# I long for the day that space fishmen
come down to earth and randomly deprive humans of oxygen, tearing their lips off in the process
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Sounds like a night out with John Leslie...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha oh god...it's a fucking fish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# and you're a fucking human... so?
or did god pat you on the head and tell you you're better than all the other animals?
I just fancy some payback, would make me laugh seeing all the people complain when their children are grabbed from their normal habitat, smashed over the head and stuck in a glass box in a pub :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Sex with aliens would be cool. I guess not great, but cool anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)