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# you'd have space lube innit
plus you never know how many alens turn up and want a go on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Unless you're thinking of liquid helium I don't think normal lube would cut it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)
# wouldn't that make everything squeaky?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Squeaky fanny-farts would be hilarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# it could be harnessed for performance art
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I just imagined the Mario theme tune
performed by different women with various levels of helium in their "system"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# And freeze you death in under a second.
Seeing as it's about 70 degrees colder than liquid nitrogen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# and thus!
3. profit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)