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[challenge entry] Beam it up me Scotty

From the Advertising in the Science Fiction Universe challenge. See all 492 entries (closed)

(siamese bat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I bet that thing wears out a few dilithium crystals
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Why would you run a dildo on warp fuel?
Think of the friction burns man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you'd have space lube innit
plus you never know how many alens turn up and want a go on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Unless you're thinking of liquid helium I don't think normal lube would cut it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)
# wouldn't that make everything squeaky?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Squeaky fanny-farts would be hilarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# it could be harnessed for performance art
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I just imagined the Mario theme tune
performed by different women with various levels of helium in their "system"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# And freeze you death in under a second.
Seeing as it's about 70 degrees colder than liquid nitrogen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# and thus!
3. profit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
#
www.brainreleasevalve.com/?p=3525
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:36, archived)
# At least eleventy.
Hello Discomeats :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# hello miss!
have you been hiding somehwere?

actually I haven't been on much.

what's happen in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# 'Miss'? What do you mean 'Miss'?
And I've not been around much either.
I have been spending most of my time over at deviantART and Facebook :P

And I was not aware of a world outside my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Oh sorry I have a cold
Continue.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:43, archived)
# drat! my joke ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# In b4 discomeats :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:52, archived)
# said the bishop, about the actress
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# omg failbook
it'll lead you to naughtyness and stuff

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Do they still stock the klingon strapon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)
# What's wrong with her FACE!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)