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# Ok, so you have to pretend a lot
The alternative is get some strawberry Crusha or something but that's several aisles away in the coffee/tea/sugar section, or sometimes alongside longlife milk next to home baking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Or use one of those muller ones
where there is fruit goo in one corner / bottom layer.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You'd have to open an awful lot of them though
to make it look like a full arterial haemorrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# open a pack of liver, chuck it about
have a string of sausages hanging out of your coat...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Kinky.
I like it.
That should get me into the Waitrose Hall of Infamy.

Hmmm... sausages marinaded in strawberry Crusha... that has potential...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# you are Heston Blumenthal
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Marshmallows and hotdogs go well together
Discovered that at a wedding BBQ.

Cook the hotdog over the fire, then skewer a marshmallow on it, then toast the marshmallow.
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
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(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)