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[challenge entry] Look what I gone done in WHSmiths.


I got a text from a mate 'Just got caught rearranging yoghurt pots into obscene phrases in Morrisons. Not my finest hour.'


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(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Is he the store manager?
(waxdart hello., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Naw.
He's a director of a multi-million £ company.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# for some reason I think that's true
:)
(waxdart hello., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# PYFTITSMYI!
And be glad your mate isn't overseas. It's against the Prime Directive to meddle with alien cultures.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# *shakes head despairingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# what rude words can you write with yoghurt?
apart from Yakultski obviously, which is Russian for bellend
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Open up a strawberry flavour pot
and you can pretend you're writing with your own blood and revealing the name of your killer as you slowly die on the supermarket floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# What strawberry yoghurts are you eating? The ones I've had are pale pink :)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I think
tribs has pale pink blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Ok, so you have to pretend a lot
The alternative is get some strawberry Crusha or something but that's several aisles away in the coffee/tea/sugar section, or sometimes alongside longlife milk next to home baking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Or use one of those muller ones
where there is fruit goo in one corner / bottom layer.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You'd have to open an awful lot of them though
to make it look like a full arterial haemorrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# open a pack of liver, chuck it about
have a string of sausages hanging out of your coat...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Kinky.
I like it.
That should get me into the Waitrose Hall of Infamy.

Hmmm... sausages marinaded in strawberry Crusha... that has potential...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# you are Heston Blumenthal
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Marshmallows and hotdogs go well together
Discovered that at a wedding BBQ.

Cook the hotdog over the fire, then skewer a marshmallow on it, then toast the marshmallow.
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Now
this, I would like too see
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Best txt {XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)