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[challenge entry] would make you laugh...
perhaps not...


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(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Tommy Toyu.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# YOU
*pounces like Chris Akabusi on the most racist child ever recorded*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# me!
How's it hanging Dude?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# today I have mostly been dressing to the left
and getting ready to get married on Monday... and eating and learning about fat metabolism
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# married!!!!????
(does your wife know?)



and where's my invite?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# yes she keeps ringing me to remind me
I'm not permitted ANY internet peoples at the wedding because it is small

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# They never meant to do it - bless 'em - but nowadays the whole world believes everyone from Yorkshire is exactly like this.
Even the Taliban (Chucklevision being the only telly programme allowed between sermons).

(btw - Top Up The Tea isn't exactly like this. Just a little bit.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# by 'eck - that's a sweeping generalisation, Chuck
tha's'll be telling 'em all we don't have indoor toilets and wear flat caps and eat whippets next...


T.U.T.T is a lincolnshire lass is she not?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Nice sig skills there....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# yes, it pisses me off a bit
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# You should give it a go...
Don't give up so easily.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# W'ere hast tha bin sin I saw thee?
ooooooooooon Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
An' what whast thee doi' there?
Dogging
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Possibly. Sheffield resident, last time I sent a parcel.
If I could work out a way of typing the word 'cricket' the way Geoff Boycott says it, I'd jolly well type it.

Nothing against Yorkshire. I like the Human League, Richard Hawley and Pulp.

I was just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Sheffield is barely Yorkshire
it's all The South. Anything South of Leeds is The South. Anything South of Middlesboro is the midlands.

anything North of Middlesboro is AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Piss right off!
We ain't taking Newcastle off your hands.

Midlands stops north of Stoke/Nottingingingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Newcastle is North of middlesboro
... just like most centres of enlightenment an civilisation in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# CHICKEN PARMO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Chicken Parmo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Anyone with any kind of regional accent
is instantly considered thick though

Yorshire
Brummie
West country
Cockney
Geordie

All as thick as each other*

*based on their accents
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# You missed Scousers...
Actually, less 'thick' - more 'nicking your car'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# OH GOD NO
Don't re-open the Scouse Wars, Grunty. One of the sides gets really upset about it.

A bit self-pitying, one could say.

Until one turned around for a few seconds and turned back to find one's laptop had suddenly vanished.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# The prosecution rests, M'Lud.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I did...
I knew there was another bunch of thickies somewhere

Not like yourself sir, with your cut-glass vowels
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# You lovely fellow, you!
:)

*blushes*

Edit: *tries hard to avoid obvious strikethrough gag*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)