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# Wrong number of hairs per ball
Soz :(
(JoePesky, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Whoa!
They're simply out of sight.

For all we know, those two hairs are lurking beneath the rim of the pan.

"Judge Not
Lest Ye Be Judged"
(The Bible or something)

*EDIT* Having said that, the bollock in plain sight does indeed lack a hair. I suggest a lynching.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:09, archived)
# verily, job's wife was turned into a pillar of salt.
for job's testicles displeaseth the lord, having fewer than three hairs per ball.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:27, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm profoundly amused at the idea of being zapped by God's lightning for having the wrong number of hairs on yr knackers.

Should'nt laff though, really. That's how my cousin Gavin got taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)
# zeus tried to zap me but missed.
i had all the hairs needed, but i dreadlocked them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:11, archived)
# and Lot's too
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:27, archived)
# oh, whoever.
i get the characters in all my deathcult mythologies mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Blow Lot's?

(just woke up. It's the best I could do)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:39, archived)
# Boil yours and see how the hairs go
Oh, One tries these cunning 3-D devices and all one gets is criticism about pubes. That took 14 hours to render.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:30, archived)
# And precious pubes got lost on the way. That's the march of technology for ya.
"Throwing the baby out with the bath water", as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:51, archived)
# :)
Edit: and I'm serious, if you can't find a way to get your DVD de-regioned, gaz me, I'd like to help. I've lived in several regions and it needs to be fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:56, archived)