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# Don't be silly, how can JizztoBrum Man save the day? Jesus wasn't crucified in birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# He can position himself behind jesus and aim his cock towards birmingham. The force of his spunk will break the ropes around Jesus' arms and kill the roman soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# And what if a soldier stands behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# He can spin around and jizz to brum the other way around the world, stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# What if they're above him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# How the fuck are they going to get above him? He can fly!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Below him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# He will just go down to their level and stand behind them.
Trust me, this will work.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# What if the soldier shows him a naked picture of Anne Widdecombe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# She didn't exist in Jesus times.
Now stop trying to ruin this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Neither did Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Fine then, in those days he was called jizztojerusalem man. Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)