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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SUPERHEROES IN HISTORY


Superheroes are immortal and never appear to age, so lets show them as we know them, but throughout history: defending the Victorians, protecting dinosaurs and dining in the court of Henry the 8th.

Challenge voted for by YOU.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Yay! Dinosaurs
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] JIZZTOBRUM MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!

Jizztobrum man was created by RedSushi but I totally helped him come up with the idea.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Don't be silly, how can JizztoBrum Man save the day? Jesus wasn't crucified in birmingham.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# He can position himself behind jesus and aim his cock towards birmingham. The force of his spunk will break the ropes around Jesus' arms and kill the roman soldiers.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# And what if a soldier stands behind him?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# He can spin around and jizz to brum the other way around the world, stupid.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# What if they're above him?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# How the fuck are they going to get above him? He can fly!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Below him then.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# He will just go down to their level and stand behind them.
Trust me, this will work.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# What if the soldier shows him a naked picture of Anne Widdecombe?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# She didn't exist in Jesus times.
Now stop trying to ruin this.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Neither did Birmingham.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Fine then, in those days he was called jizztojerusalem man. Happy now?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
# hurrah!
 

 
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# "randomly selected from yesterday's suggestions"
 
yep, lots of positive comments on that one
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post650112

original flickr set (linked from the Telegraph):
Agan Harahap

and currently on display in Kuala Lumpur
www.vwfa.net/CUT2010/agan.html
 
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# but it was voted for by YOU
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# LIES!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# or we just get all our competition ideas from the Telegraph
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/

SAY, WHAT ARE THEY DOING ON FARK OR WORTH1000 THIS WEEK
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# 20 October 2009
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# mindless link propagation
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# I'm going to Taco Bell
Would you like anything?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Wait a minute... I've got that taco smell..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# pe roasts shouldnt be allowed
in compo's i recon, what you lot think?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
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(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Thank's pedro, now you're liking every post I ever make.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# It might not do anything. I think the verify code is linked to my cookie or something
I admit that I do not know shit about how websites interact with browsers
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# yeah when I hover over the link it shows a different code.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# well I've thought so for some time
the moment a topic's announced it's flooded with old shite
some of which hangs on in the top ten for the week

but there's no point in trying to disqualify entries, it's more fun to just post things entirely tangential
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I am Walrus Man!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Coo coo ka-choo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)