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# i do hope you're not tempted to take one to many pills in a cry for help.

you could always try prostitutes.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# are they soluble in water, or do you have to have a meal first?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i don't have any pills, and anyway, the missus would probably kick me in the nuts if i tried any of that malarky
i'm muadlin' not suicidal

has maudlin' even got an apostrophe? i don't fucking know

i'm impressed by my lack of typos given how numb my fingers are, i should get drunk more often
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# "There I was, maudlin' along the road, when SUDDENLY!..."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)