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# i'm beered up and maudlin' drunk
so i'm doing a sea tramp and posting text-only knowing you'll all slag me off

fuck it. goodnight you lovely, lovely people

yes, yes /talk, i know. fuck off. i do love you though

EDIT: A TRACING OF A BIRD IN HER PANTS, POSSIBLY WITH A SUGGESTION OF SIDE-BOOB OR LATEX
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# what an odd day on B3ta its been
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# OMFG I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# OH MY GOD, THE WHOLE BALL IS RUINED, THE WHOLE OF KENTUCKY WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Love you micto.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i do hope you're not tempted to take one to many pills in a cry for help.

you could always try prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# are they soluble in water, or do you have to have a meal first?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i don't have any pills, and anyway, the missus would probably kick me in the nuts if i tried any of that malarky
i'm muadlin' not suicidal

has maudlin' even got an apostrophe? i don't fucking know

i'm impressed by my lack of typos given how numb my fingers are, i should get drunk more often
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# "There I was, maudlin' along the road, when SUDDENLY!..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# damn you, micto!
i have no alcohol :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# you bastard
we'll run out of threads to post our high-quality images in
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Actually:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# reposting WHORE
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i want to read his book
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# BOARDCRIME
CRIME CRIME CRCRCRCRCRCRCRCRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I had completely forgotten that song
But then I haven't listened to Eurythmics in about 15 years so its not surprising
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# The 12" of that always goes down well at my shindigs
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i heard you weren't fussy as long as it was 7" or more :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# You shouldn't listen to gossip, darling
except when I'm tellin it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# i have all their albums except 'in the garden'
on c90s in my parent's loft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I have 100's of C90s full of crap but refuse to throw them out, even though I haven't listened to any of them for over 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i'm going to have to go through them all one of these days
i have a steamer trunk-full. mostly fey 90's indie bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# start a blog
becausemidwaystillarentcomingback.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# new matt needs to update that more often
i need him to buy old vinyl so that i don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# get a usb tape player and enjoy the hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Haha
"in the garden" was the only album of theirs I actually liked. I haven't heard if for a long time though, I don't suppose it's aged very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# THIS IS THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# The long hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Hat like a bell
Face like a kicked scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# clicky.
:)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# hang on, i'll edit the OP to make it worth the click
edit: sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Make it a latex side-boob and you've got me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# ZOMG!
side boobs!

The ability to only click once is a crime. A CRIME I tell you!

Hope the maudlin ends soon fella :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# FOOTGOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Show us yer Cock!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i already have
at least, sctrotum and 'shopped cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# hang on
and the real thing once, but you'll have to search for it, it's still there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Tru dat.
Part of my brain has that permanently burnt into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# FUCK THE FAQ
Comin straight from the underground.
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)