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# Well no one else was monitoring it so I took it upon my self to do the duty
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Also I have this badge so that must mean I am
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# that is clearly a jar of preserved apricots
which are not jam.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Rumbled!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# *ninja edits*
now are you happy?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# i will never be happy
until i have my henchmen, my doomsday weapon, billions of pounds, my secret volcano lair and total global domination.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Why doomsday weapons? Why would anyone want to destroy the world?
Then you die too, or you have nothing to rule.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# it's not for actually using
it's for threatening. if people think i'm crazy enough to use it, they'll do what i want!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I think you'll find they are bruce forsyths preserved testicles™
he was born with 8, so he kept one and preserved the rest for future generations
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Oh god we must find and destroy this object
KILL IT WITH FIRE
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i think he kept them on his face
it looks like a stretched scrotum
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# And in reality
his scrotum has fewer than 3 hairs per testicle on it.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)