me toog'night!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20,
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'nightsleep tight
don't let the fifteen ten-inch spiders hiding beneath your bed bite
(don't let the fifteen ten-inch spiders hiding beneath your bed bite
boris the spider,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21,
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Not meI fall on my arse if I try.
I prefer slipping all over the pack ice that still covers the streets. I've not fallen once on the streets. Once on some steps down from the metro at one in the morning when they were icy as fuck, yes. Otherwise no.
But skis are suicide.
(I prefer slipping all over the pack ice that still covers the streets. I've not fallen once on the streets. Once on some steps down from the metro at one in the morning when they were icy as fuck, yes. Otherwise no.
But skis are suicide.
boris the spider,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:30,
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Go and do a ski jump.Go up that Holmenkommon-or-whatever place and do a ski jump off.
And get someone to put it on youtube as a tribute to you.
(And get someone to put it on youtube as a tribute to you.
zoldergoose,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:32,
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