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# well, i'm off to bed, but here, have some pixelly boobs to be going on with
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# *zip*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# MAGENTA TORSO MOUSTACHE.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# is that a cock poking up at the bottom?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# no
it's a very badly drawn belly button
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Oh goody . . . some things to play with !
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahaha
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# hahha!
jiggle those jubblies!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# well played!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# BOOBS


What I've learned today: I can't ski for shit. I'm also extremely tired and heading bedwards.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# me too
g'night!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# 'night
sleep tight
don't let the fifteen ten-inch spiders hiding beneath your bed bite
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# I thought you had to ski everywhere up there.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Not me
I fall on my arse if I try.

I prefer slipping all over the pack ice that still covers the streets. I've not fallen once on the streets. Once on some steps down from the metro at one in the morning when they were icy as fuck, yes. Otherwise no.

But skis are suicide.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Go and do a ski jump.
Go up that Holmenkommon-or-whatever place and do a ski jump off.

And get someone to put it on youtube as a tribute to you.

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
#
I bin up there - its mental.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# BHOOBES

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# OH
Gosh.
Like.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# sparkly!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# from the ill fated 'sparkly bikini' meme of yore.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Bah!
Now you're just showing off.

(b3tans who haven't met taters may be interested to know that this picture is a self-portrait, which leaves off the mole and the missing tooth.)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# and the hairy chest
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# oh, and the hairy chest.
And the lisp.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)
# speaking of completely unnecessary but nevertheless welcome boobs...
I just watched Terminator Salvation.

not extremely bad.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# replace 'not'
with 'extremely'
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)