suggestion: don't watch the show or any of the films nominated.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:39,
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My mum accidentally made me (and herself) ache with laughter this evening.We were chatting, and she meant to say 'flogging a dead horse'.
Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.
Several seconds of silence.
ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"
MUM: "I don't know".
Cue prolonged aches of laughter.
(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
(Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.
Several seconds of silence.
ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"
MUM: "I don't know".
Cue prolonged aches of laughter.
(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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heh, that could lead to a night of reworking the phrase.attacking a dead macaque, etc.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:53,
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That's how we'll be spending our Oscars night in this family."Assaulting a bewildered stoat", "molesting a frightened vole", etc etc etc
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58,
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i'm going to consult a revered walrus on this matter. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:06,
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i've been hoarding dead fish.in my underpants.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:15,
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Well, that explains everything.Cos there've been murmurs.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:22,
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...is the most poetic epitaph ever (de)composed. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:51,
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