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# 'we thought a huge asteroid was going to hit the earth, but it was just a coffee mark on the screen. No need to worry!'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# "An intern has destroyed the paperwork for our peace treaty with North Korea!"
"Nevermind, I'll have the office fax over another copy"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# 2012
We thought the Earth was heating up, but Billy here -*drags in red faced Prankster* had just dropped an industrial sized heating element into the water tanks....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# "'Mother' has picked up a distress call on a nearby planet, but I can't be bothered, so we'll just forget about it and carry on home"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# "The Nazis won't find the Ark without me"
"And even if they do, they'll all die when they open it.
I'm gonna stay here and have a nice cuppa."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Having been fired from my highly-paid job, and lost access to my materialistic lifestyle
I've had a think and decided to just try and make the best of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "There goes another one."
"Open fire, you gunners could do with the target practice. And it's just an escape pod, no harm done."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# "Actually - I don't really mind the English"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# "Awww, to hell with it, you can have our Freedom too..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# MIND THE PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# damn it, that's twice today.... *grabs mop*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)