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# it's shit
voyager FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Yay for sanctimonious, moralising, super-wonderful-elite people
remaking "Lost in Space" but with more plot holes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# More plot-holes than 7 of nine's armpit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# i just think it's a better show
better plotlines, better acting, more exciting, more enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# But less assassinations
and less giant space battles...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# i never thought i'd say this
but there's more to life than giant space battles.
also, the shielding that admiral janeway brought from the future was fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I'd like to know who welded Janeway's hair, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Me.
I did it.

With my patent (pending) Hollywood Hair Welder.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# it's not always solid
it did fall down the other day, when the ship was hit by something or other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Was it...
A) A spatial anomaly
B) Species 8472
C) Q
D) A giant Cadbury's mini-roll
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# if it was D
i'd imagine neelix would have found a way to make it taste nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# AGH!
Stop reminding me of things I didn't like about that show :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# not just you
me and my mate were talking about it the other day. worst characters were neelix and chakotay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# ^ This.
And that girl who worked with the EMH Kes. At least the little girl playing Naomi Wildman with the Hershey's Kisses stuck to her forehead was funny. I think she's a burlesque artiste now or something....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# kes was so wishy-washy
i found her inoffensiveness offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# "Bland as hell" is how I'd put it
Even when she evolved and turned psycho and nearly destroyed the ship she was just... bland.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# indeed
she was limper than a steamed lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Aww
Every show has to have annoying comedy relief of some kind.
DS9 has the Ferengi brothers, Voyager has Neelix, Enterprise has Wesley, ToS has - well - everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I saw an ace episode this week
I haven't seen that much Voyager but there was one where they were role-playing in the Holodeck an Ed Wood type B Movie called "Captain Proton" and Janeway had to be the Queen of the Spider People. Very good clever and funny.
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# arachnia, queen of the spider people!
i love that episode!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Cheesier than the cheese section
of a very very large shop that's devoted solely to the sales of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# of course it was
i'm not denying that.
but it was bloody funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)